The Class And Elegance Of Gypsy Weddings

Channel four usually broadcasts a gypsy wedding broadcast once a year, due to the programme being such a hit success with the English nation who love watching the tacky, odd and magnetic traditions of the tax evasion societies who call themselves “travellers”.

I’m not quite sure where even to begin but i suppose I’ll start with the Dress? The teen brides dress which looked as if it weighted 30 odd stone was complete with a football pitch size tail, if she attempted to wear this on Caribbean wedding she would of been the laughing stock of the entire resort, and to top the “enough layers and lace to stop a bullet” dress off the travellers decorated it with ASDA price fairy lights which really summarised the true meaning of gypsy culture.

The bride was caked from head to toe in foundation, mascara etc which didn’t quite cover up her acne covered face through the 3 inch deep mask of max factor foundation, this was rule of thumb for many of the lady like guests too, but they didn’t really wear any clothes.

If it was you’rewedding abroad you would make the effort to look reasonably smart but at a gypsy wedding were making yourself look a hooker will gain you greatly sought after “gypsy points” which will enable you to move up the clans ranks, Bonus points are added if you try and pull of stunning 2 piece leather of PVC number!

The reception is when it really gets interesting as the feasting, boozing and partying commencesfor all of those who are married that is the unattached members of the clans mustn’t drink but still yet have a good time encrusted in war paint and wearing slight to nothing! I wouldn’t bare being in that situation it would be utterly embarrassing but it looks as if they somehow enjoyed it!

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